I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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