i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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