you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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