I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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