Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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