Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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