I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Let's paint friendship bongs
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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