I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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