i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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