Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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