you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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