our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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