Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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