Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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