I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
you never un-have a 4some
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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