Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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