You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
