That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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