Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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