dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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