STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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