I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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