Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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