dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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