gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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