How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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