Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
there is glitter all over my balls
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