her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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