Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?