Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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