Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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