Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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