My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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