i already hear my dad disowning me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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