Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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