The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
