Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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