Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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