kristin has been a bad kristin
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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