If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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