seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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