Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i out mim tonsoeep
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