she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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