I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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