Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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