Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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