discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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