i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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