Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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