the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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