just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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