I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
