SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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