U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
try to milk me bitch
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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